Six Reasons Why the World Will Never be a Happy Place

 

  1. Because there are bastards like my boss who go; “this company simply can’t afford you anymore, you’re FIRED.” The ASS couldn’t even give me the; “we appreciate everything you’ve done for this company” routine. Son of a –
  2. Because there are evil corporations out there that want you to get fired so they can take everything you have. Damn WOLVES.
  3. Because there are women like my ex who go; “it’s not you, it’s me.” And “you’re just not the man I fell in love with anymore.” Don’t you lie to me woman, I know the real reason you’re leaving is because of number 2.
  4. Because there are people like me who now have to live in their parent’s basements. At 35.
  5. Because there are lucky asses like my brother who literally don’t have to break a sweat to get the things I kill myself trying to.
  6. And most importantly, because there are people like YOU who find it funny to read stuff like this.